Orchid’s shit
Orchid
A personal assistant that lives in your messages
orchid.aiScores
One published test per category, scored 1–10 after real use. Blanks are untested, not zero.
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Can anyone explain what is the difference between *Instinct AI* and @openclaw @orchid_hq @hermes @bot And so many other personal assistants that claim to “Actually” get the work done? I don’t get the hype… 🙄
why there’s no @orchid_hq on the list?!
w orchid
30 minutes after onboarding to @onkeiki , @arcstudio booked a qualified call with a YC company. Before that, the team spent 3–4 hours every week manually searching X for teams who needed design help. High-intent posts go stale fast. Here’s how their Slack agent finds them
Before Keiki, one lead started a manual chain: - search X across different keywords - scan founder posts and the team’s network - research the company - decide whether it was a fit - write a personalized message
the OCU ( @orchid_hq cinematic universe) getting outta hand and we're barely in phase one 👀
real life experiences, now on @orchid_hq
Plan things worth showing up for, with Orchid 🌸
#Orchid: The July launch of this AI personal assistant showed a couple managing their anniversary day-in-the life via chatbot. It got viral backlash from the idea of replacing human intimacy. Maybe it shows the difficulty AI companies face in avoiding cringe even if they try.
love @orchid_hq
Not to mention @orchid_hq who got behind this when others didn’t believe
Milestones we reached in the last 3 months on @orchid_hq iMessage assistant Average ~18–28% growth WoW Last 4 weeks of July averaged ~9x the weekly volume of May. Excluding the Jul 27–31 spike Processed 4.4M knowledge base relations to date. Processed 2.8M email threads and
Mo runs five Shell gas stations. Every day, one pricing email has to become five station updates. Before Orchid, that meant reading the email, deciding what each station should charge, and contacting every team. Now it happens the same day. Here’s how:
we recently launched @onkeiki by orchid. it’s already managing over 1 million messages a month and is being used on channels such as Slack, iMessage, and Email. here’s what we’re building and why 🐎
Introducing Keiki by Orchid, the fastest way to launch customer-facing AI agents for the channels people already use.
A startup called Orchid ran an ad for its AI assistant. A man forgets his anniversary, so his girlfriend texts the app, and it books the dinner and sends her flowers. Orchid made this to sell the product. What it filmed is a woman thanking a subscription for loving her.
same here. Started using @orchid_hq after Poke acquisition, but orchid still also unreliable imo
A 3-person YC startup put an executive assistant inside an iMessage thread. Orchid appears as a contact rather than another app. Text it to move a meeting, find a restaurant, check in for a flight or remember someone’s favorite flowers. It reads the connected inbox and calendar, https:// x.com/orchid_hq/stat /orchid_hq/status/2082149144710336976 …
Why wouldn’t Orchid remind him of the anniversary ahead of time so he doesn’t forget it? An ai assistant that lets you forget about important events doesn’t seem very useful
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